From: "Robert Boehm" <yosoy@yosoy.com>
To: "robert" <yosoy@gvtc.com>
Subject: Fw: Football trueisms one of the best E-Mails
Date: Thursday, January 14, 2010 1:55 PM


Robert A. Boehm
830-708-8210
830-703-9500

#1.
'Football is only a game. Spiritual things are eternal.  Nevertheless, Beat 
Texas, seen on a church sign in Arkansas prior to the 1969 game.

#2.
After you retire, there's only one big event left... And I ain't ready for 
that.' - Bobby Bowden / Florida State

#3.
The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one 
who dropped it.- LouHoltz / Arkansas

#4.
When you win, nothing hurts.' - Joe Namath / Alabama

#5.
Motivation is simple.. You eliminate those who are not motivated. - Lou 
Holtz / Arkansas

#6.
If you want to walk the heavenly streets of gold, you gotta know the 
password, 'Roll, tide, roll!' - Bear Bryant / Alabama

#7.
A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval 
study hall.- Frank Leahy / Notre Dame

#8.
There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of 
you. - Woody Hayes / Ohio State

 #9.
I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want 
to win enough to warrant an nvestigation.' - Bob Devaney /Nebraska

#10.
In Alabama , an atheist is someone who doesn't believe in Bear Bryant.- 
Wally  Butts / Georgia

#11.
You can learn more character on the two-yard line than anywhere else in 
life. - Paul Dietzel / LSU

#12.
It's kind of hard to rally around a math  class. - Bear Bryant / Alabama

#13.
When asked if Fayetteville was the end of the world.  No, but you can see it 
from here. - Lou Holtz / Arkansas ...

#14.
I make my practices real hard because if a player is a quitter, I want him 
to quit in practice, not in a game. - Bear Bryant / Alabama

#15.
There's one sure way to stop us from scoring-give us the ball near the goal 
line. - Matty Bell / SMU

#16.
Lads, you're not to miss practice unless your parents died or you died. - 
Frank  Leahy / Notre Dame

#17.
I never graduated from Iowa , I was only there for two terms - Truman's and 
Eisenhower's. - Alex Karras /Iowa

#18.
My advice to defensive players: Take the shortest route to the ball and 
arrive in a bad humor. - Bowden Wyatt / Tennessee

#19.
I could have been a Rhodes Scholar, except for my grades... -Duffy Daugherty 
/ Michigan State

#20.
Always remember... Goliath was a 40 point favorite over David. -Shug Jordan 
/ Auburn

#21
They cut us up like boarding house pie. And that's real small pieces.- 
Darrell Royal / Texas

#22.
Show me a good and gracious loser, and I'll show you a failure.' -Knute 
Rockne / Notre Dame

#23.
They whipped us like a tied up goat.- Spike Dykes /TexasTech

#24.
I asked Darrell Royal, the coach of the Texas Longhorns, why he didn't 
recruit me and he said: 'Well, Walt, we took a look at you and you weren't 
any good.- Walt Garrison / Oklahoma

#25.
Son, you've got a good engine, but your hands aren't on the steering 
wheel. - Bobby Bowden / Florida State

#26
Football is not a contact sport - it is a collision sport.. Dancing is a 
contact sport.- Duffy Daugherty / Michigan State

#27.
After USC lost 51-0 to Notre Dame, his postgame message to his team: 'All 
those who need showers, take them.- John McKay /USC

#28.
If lessons are learned in defeat, our team is getting a great education.- 
Murray Warmath / Minnesota

#29.
The only qualifications for a lineman are to be big and dumb. To be a back, 
you only have to be dumb.- Knute Rockne / Notre Dame

#30.
Oh, we played about like three tons of buzzard puke this afternoon.- Spike 
Dykes / Texas Tech

#31.
It isn't necessary to see a good tackle. You can hear it. -Knute Rockne / 
Notre Dame

#32.
We live one day at a time and scratch where it itches. -Darrell Royal / 
Texas

#33.
We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking.- Wilson 
Matthews / Little Rock Central High School

#34.
Three things can happen when you throw the ball, and two of them are bad.- 
Darrell Royal / University of Texas

#35
I've found that prayers work best when you have big players. -Knute Rockne / 
Notre Dame

#36.
Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this 
football. - Bobby Dodd / Georgia Tech